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Ainít I a Handsome Fool (Tani) Sheís goiní nowhere tonight But I tell you thatís alright She turns heads just sittiní here So Iíll have me another beer Yeah, I know she ainít right for me All my friends can clearly see That Iíd be better off if my taste ran more sensibly Chorus Iím not sensible And not reliable Or economical I might have a few quirks but Iím worth a little work Iím not practical And not dependable And Iím stranded at the junction of form and function Tuniní the dial between comfort and style I canít afford the fuel but she makes me look cool Ainít I a handsome fool Bridge The steak is on the grill Sheís my new purple pill She slow in the curves But sheís fast just sittiní still Sheís built for comfort, I concede But tonight sheís dressed for speed Iím a sucker for style And sheís got style by the mile But it takes a lot of cash To move all that style and class Two tons and twenty feet of chrome and glass |
