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The job ainít bad ó it pays the alimony
And bought my ex-wifeís lawyerís daughter her new pony
I work all day like a bee in a hive
At least it keeps me out of the bars till five

I really needed this job when I was really hurtiní
Spendiní days bellyachiní and the nights tear jerkiní
For all the rewards, one thingís certain
The best part of workiní ain't workiní

Forty hours workiní and forty hours sleepiní
Thatís too much sowiní and not enough reapiní
I take a long lunch and a double coffee break
Hey theyíre shuttin down the line for a Rattlesnake Shake


I got a brand new start on a brand new life
I got a brand new car and a brand new wife
I used my two week vacation and a pile of sick days
Gotta stop by the office ó ask the boss for a raise